This week in Seji's Secrets:
 
Deceit, Scandals, Secret Bars?

Welcome to Seji’s Secrets, your home to all of the Seireitei gossip and rumors that we all wish to know and crave. I’ve got little birdies all over the Soul Society, just waiting to find something worthy of sharing with you guys. I've got the latest scoop on all the scandals in the Seireitei. You're not going to want to miss this!

 

Seireitei Scoop

There's not much I have to offer you from my end of things this week, but first and foremost...
 

♫ Get your [drink] on, get your [drink] on, get your [drink] on ♫

It’s come to my attention that we have a ‘secret’ bar in the Seireitei… why I haven’t been invited here yet, I surely do not know! Some booze-y birdies made sure to tell me that Captain Morishita of the 8th Division has had a small tavern built underneath the 8th Division barracks. No one knows if this addition was approved by the Head Captain, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that this probably hasn’t reached his ears yet. Will Captain Morishita face punishment for unauthorized construction or will he offer me free drinks for life to keep my mouth shut? Only time, or my alcohol consumption, will tell...

 

I asked, You answered

My birdies have brought me many things this round of rumors... Here's the first thing they said!

"It’s no secret that the noble clans work within the Gotei 13, but there is a rumor that they are trying to take over everything! The 5th, 6th, 7th, and 13th Divisions were all run by the Miho and Nitta clans, plus even the royal guard is run by a Nitta? They might act like they don’t get along sometimes, but even the “bad boy” Katon Miho still uses the last name. Are the noble families just going to run everything and turn everyone into fancy tea drinking paper-pushers instead of Soul Reapers who fight hollows?! Only time will tell…"

What do you all think about this little tidbit? Can't say that I haven't noticed the names, but will they really take over??? Hmm...
 

Trouble in… the Rukongai???

An outside source brought me some insight on a new company in the Rukon districts that will have you checking your pockets! Here’s what they sent in:

“I've heard that there is a new theater company in the Rukongai! They are gaining a lot of renown and their shows are amazing… the only problem is that it appears that during their shows, the public always get robbed while they are distracted by the performance! A very suspicious operation indeed.”

So, there you have it. If you feel like catching a good show, just show up empty handed (and empty your pockets beforehand, too!)
 

Now It's Your Turn!

And that concludes this week’s updates in Seji’s Secrets! Did you hear of or witness anything else worth talking about lately? Send me a courier with ALL of the juicy details and I’ll be sure to include them in our next edition!